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Saturday, April 13, 2013

Fwd: Maharashtra's Dy CM Ajit Pawar is the Great God of Massive Divine Urine!



---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Ashok T. Jaisinghani <ashokjai@sancharnet.in>
Date: Sat, Apr 13, 2013 at 6:56 PM
Subject: Maharashtra's Dy CM Ajit Pawar is the Great God of Massive Divine Urine!



Maharashtra's Deputy Chief Minister
Ajit Pawar is the Great God of
Massive Divine Urine!
 
    Speaking on the severe drought situation of Maharashtra, in Indapur village of Pune district on April 7, Deputy Chief Minister of Maharashtra Ajit Pawar made fun of a farmer Bhaiyya Deshmukh, who was on hunger strike, by saying, "He has been fasting for the last 55 days. If there is no water in the dam, how can we release it? Should we urinate into it?"
 
    It is clear that all the fasting farmers like Bhaiyya Deshmukh have made Ajit Pawar become so angry that he has stopped pissing into the dams of Maharashtra to fill them up with massive quantities of his Divine Urine.
 
    Ajit Pawar is also the Irrigation Minister of Maharashtra. Why had he resigned from his posts a few months back? He had resigned due to the scams involving public funds of over Rs.60,000 crore allocated for irrigation. He rejoined the Government of Maharashtra as Deputy Chief Minister and Minister for Irrigation after enacting his great farce of resignation.
 
    Why have many thousand farmers committed suicide in Maharashtra? Instead of spending the irrigation funds for providing water to the farmers, 80% of the water meant for irrigation is diverted to the industries controlled by the corrupt politicians, bureaucrats, industrialists and their relatives and cronies. The severe drought situation has been artificially created by the political gangsters of Maharashtra.
 
    Ajit Pawar is really having a great pedigree, as he is the nephew of the top NCP leader, Sharad Pawar, who is the Minister for Agriculture in the Government of India. To explain the great importance of the true pedigree of Ajit Pawar, I have also given below an old article on his uncle with the title, "Sharad Pawar is God of Rats, Weevils & Cockroaches!"
 
Farmers should Pray to Ajit Pawar
for Supplying his Divine Urine!
 
    The farmers of Maharashtra should stop protesting against the acts of corruption and negligence committed by Ajit Pawar. If the farmers pray to the Great God of Divine Urine, Ajit Pawar, who is the new Avataar of Indra Dev, the God of Rain, he will definitely release his Divine Urine in massive quantities for filling up all the dams of Maharashtra. With his great and incomparable ability to generate massive amounts of urine, Ajit Pawar's Divine Power can be used for irrigating all the farmlands of Maharashtra.
 
    Over all the dams of Maharashtra, the farmers should install and worship the big idols of Ajit Pawar depicting him as the Great God of Massive Divine Urine. Each idol of Ajit Pawar should show him pissing in the dam.
 
    The farmers of Maharashtra should also pick up all their buckets, drums, tanks, etc, and line up in front of Ajit Pawar's house for praying to him to fill all their containers with the massive quantities of his Divine Urine, which they can use for irrigating their farms for bumper harvests. No farmer will ever return disappointed from the house of Ajit Pawar, the Great God of Massive Divine Urine.
 
 
    Ashok  T. Jaisinghani. 
       Editor & Publisher:
www.Wonder-Cures.com 
www.Nutritionist-No-1.com 
www.Top-Nut.com    Top Nutritionist
www.SindhiKalakar.com
  
 
 

 
 
 
Should I urinate to fill up empty dams?
Ajit Pawar says
TNN Apr 8, 2013, 12.36AM IST

MUMBAI / PUNE: State deputy chief minister Ajit Pawar stirred up a hornet's nest with comments, laced with crass humour, ridiculing the acute water and power shortage in parts of the state. He was forced to issue a public apology on Sunday after his remarks came in for all-round criticism .

Addressing a public meeting in a village in Pune's Indapur last night, Pawar mocked Bhaiyya Deshmukh, a farmer from a drought-hit area in Solapur who has been on a hunger strike at Mumbai's Azad Maidan, demanding more water.

"He has been fasting for the last 55 days. If there is no water in the dam, how can we release it? Should we urinate into it? If there is no water to drink, even urination is not possible," Ajit said.

Referring to the load shedding situation in parts of the state, "I have noticed that more children are being born since the lights go off at night. There is no other work left then."

The comments did not go down well with farmers and their representatives. Deshmukh said that the comments were "unbecoming" of a deputy chief minister. Member of Parliament and leader of the Swabhimaan Shetkari Sanghthana Raju Shetty said that farmers will not forgive Ajit Pawar for the crass comments.
 
Shiv Sena president Uddhav Thackeray, Maharashtra Navnirman Sena chief Raj Thackeray, and opposition leader in the legislative council Vinod Tawade also lashed out at Ajit. While both Uddhav and Tawde claimed that the comments were a cruel and shameful joke on the drought-hit people, Raj said that the comments were driven by arrogance of power.

Both Tawde and Uddhav questioned NCP chief Sharad Pawar's silence on the issue. Pawar, who visited Wardha on Sunday, distanced himself from the controversy claiming he had not heard what Ajit had said.

Sensing the public sentiment, Ajit issued an apology on Sunday evening. "We are committed to provide water, fodder and other relief measures like exam fee waivers to drought-hit citizens. I will continue making sincere efforts to extend all possible help to the drought-hit. While my comments in Indapur were not regarding the drought crisis, I apologise if public sentiments have been hurt by these.

"The need of the hour is to work unitedly to overcome the acute drought crisis. We must not allow elements who are keen to exploit the crisis to take advantage of the situation. I would like to apologise for the comments to ensure that these do not hamper drought relief work in any way."
 
 
 

 
 
 
----- Original Message -----
Sent: 22 May 2012 1:36 PM
Subject: Sharad Pawar is God of Rats

Sharad Pawar is God of Rats,
Weevils & Cockroaches!
 
    Agriculture Minister Sharad Pawar has created such "huge surpluses" of food grains in godowns that India now can even feed all the rats, weevils and cockroaches of the country, besides making food grains rot in the open godowns! Such great miracles of India should be considered for entries in the Guinness Book of World Records.
 
    There should be temples built with the idols of Sharad Pawar so that all the rats, weevils and cockroaches of India can worship the idols of Sharad Pawar. Even if the Dalits, the poor and middle class people continue to be deprived of food grains at affordable prices, Sharad Pawar can definitely be declared as the God of Rats, Weevils & Cockroaches!
 
    All the people of the world should know that massive quantities of food grains are deliberately allowed by the criminal leaders and bureaucrats of India to rot in Government godowns and to be eaten by rats, weevils and cockroaches, especially when they cannot be smuggled out and sold in the black market to hotels, bakeries, flour mills and also distilleries for the manufacture of alcohol.
 
Rotten Leaders & Rotting Grains
 
    The Supreme Court's direction to the Government of India to distribute surplus food grains to the poor and lower middle class people has been deliberately ignored by the roly-poly overfed fellow called Sharad Pawar, who has been pretending not to understand the English language used by the Supreme Court in its order.
 
    Why are food grains allowed to rot in open godowns instead of releasing them in the market for the poor and middle class people to buy at reasonable prices? The deliberate wastage of food grains, and the creation of artificial shortages, are meant for causing massive increases in the prices of food grains for the benefit of corrupt politicians, bureaucrats, middlemen and traders.
 
    Our rotten leaders are bent on depriving the poor Indians of even adequate food grains of proper quality through the Public Distribution System, or what we also call as the Ration Shops. The provision of insufficient food grains, which are also of extremely bad quality, are making the poor Indians sick and to die young.
 
India can Never be a Superpower
 
    Let us try to understand the mentality behind the great wealth and progress made by the extremely corrupt leaders, bureaucrats, builders, industrialists, businessmen, middlemen and traders who are boasting about India having the capability of becoming a superpower. India has been turned into a land of lunatics where the leaders are hell-bent on cheating and exploiting the common people in all possible ways on a massive scale. 
 
    The opposition leaders are not much better than the Congress leaders of the UPA. Many Opposition leaders seem to be in league with the Congress Party, as they are also involved in corrupt deals of the UPA fellows. They are paid huge bribes as their shares from the massive funds of black money just to keep them silent over the corrupt deals of the UPA Government. 
 
    Our leaders are only fooling us when they declare that India can also become a superpower in Sports. To win medals in major events like the Olympics, which will be held in London in July, can all the top Indian sportsmen and sportswomen afford to consume foods like meat, pulses, milk and fruits, which have become extremely costly? We should forget about the consumption of such foods, as the majority of Indian sportsmen and sportswomen cannot get even clean water that is fit to be used for drinking and cooking.
 
    Under the world's most corrupt and heartless leaders, India can never become a superpower. How can India become a superpower when the majority of the poor and middle class people continue to be deprived of many essential goods and services at affordable prices? The supply of insufficient food grains, which are also of extremely bad quality, makes it impossible for the majority of poor Indians to improve their health. Many of them remain sick all their lives and die young.
 
 
 
Inflation & Printing of Currency Notes
 
    The UPA Government is also getting currency notes worth many lakh crores of rupees printed in foreign countries and secretly releasing them in the Indian economy to prevent deflation or fall in the prices of goods and services, which can be caused by the recession.
 
    The leaders of the anti-people UPA Government have actually caused a runaway inflation, so how can the opposition leaders make them agree to reduce the prices of essential goods and services? The UPA Government of Manmohan Singh & Co has been throwing dust in the eyes of the Aam Aadmee or Common Man.
 
    The UPA Government is only interested in safeguarding the interests of the rich industrialists, builders, top businessmen, share speculators, middlemen and big traders at a huge cost to the common people of India. That is the reason it just does not want to bring down the prices, which normally happens during any recession. It wants the prices to go up and up instead of stabilizing them at reasonable levels. The fact is that the relatives and cronies of many in the UPA are themselves rich industrialists, builders, top businessmen, share speculators, middlemen and big traders.
 
    Ashok  T. Jaisinghani. 
       Editor & Publisher:
www.Wonder-Cures.com 
www.Nutritionist-No-1.com 
www.Top-Nut.com    Top Nutritionist
www.SindhiKalakar.com
  
 
 

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